Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I'm Bored.

So for those of you who don't know- I'm working at LBi Satellite Communications. I've become a pro at answering the phone and transferring calls. "LBi Sat-this is Jalynn..... how may I help you." Official right? So if you're ever in need to sound how legit I sound ....... feel free to call. Answering the phone isn't the only thing that I've become great at.

1) Cutting my split ends. I don't know why but I have this weird fasination with split ends. There was once I found a hair with 18 splits. Yep.......... its true.

2) Watching movies- ranging everything from Pride and Prejudice to Star Wars.

3) Operating top security with a bubble gun. The accountant that works here- Owen- bought me a gun that blows out bubbles. So if any freak comes in- I'll just blow their head off with a bunch of bubbles. Yeah............. and don't worry- it's blueberry scented.

4) Drinking water. Did you know you're suppose to drink 2.5 liters of water. That's a ton. Yeah drinking that much water takes some serious skill.

5) Facebook stalking. I think this partially the reason why facebook and I broke up yesterday. We were just seeing each other way too much- I think I needed some space.

So those are the creditials needed for this job. Sounds really difficult. I know. My boss (also just so happens to be my bishop) is out because of eye surgery. Which leaves me with absolutely nothing to do except for answering the phone. So if you feel like you need a chat- give me a jingle. I bet 'talking on the phone' would look really good on my resume.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

For those of you who know me well- you know that my history with facebook is like...... a relationship. (Yeah- since I don't have a man in my life- facebook will have to suffice- ha ha) We break up- and then get back together and then break up. We broke up again today (aka- deactivated)- so I thought I would enter into the world of blogging. Testing testing 1.....2.......3.............So here is my first post!